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Joke of the Day
"Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender."
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"Boys: I may not have the biggest boobs, but I sure do have the right number of 'em!"
"The personal trainer at the gym advised me to try some resistance training. So far it's going really well. I've resisted going to the gym for six days now."
"You hear the one about the 13 inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"Why are muscles poisonous? Because my biceps are killer."
"A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar... the bartender says ""Is this some kinda joke?"
"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."
"My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in."
"""That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice."" No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate"
"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."