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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Tragic."

"I hate using a plunger... they work the shit out of me."

"Me, age 18: I'll be a homeowner by the time I'm in my 30s Me, in my 30s: I own a single pair of matching socks"

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"

"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"

"What were Jesus' final words? ""So long and thanks for all the fish."" Edit: Everyone hates me."

"Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point."

"it's party time let's dance !"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."