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Joke of the Day
"What were Jesus' final words? ""So long and thanks for all the fish."" Edit: Everyone hates me."
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"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."
"All my jokes are lost baggage... You'll get them in a couple days"
"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""
"Have you ever been fooled by the MAF method? MAF = Make-up + Angle + Filter"
"Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster."
"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."
"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"
"A group of IPhones walk into a bar Bartender: Get out! IPhones: Why? Bartender: I know you don't have any money! IPhones: How? Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!"