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Joke of the Day

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"

"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains? If you answered ""I don't know."" I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up."

"I told my wife ..... I'm going to quit my job to become a stand up comedian, and she said, ""You can't be serious""!!!"

"What does a Jewish wife make for dinner? Reservations."

"Me: What's your strongest weakness? Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!"

"Whats bigger than your balls? The moon"

"Fake moms- 'I never want to be away from my children' Real moms- 'You drop that pizza, I'll put you up for adoption'"

"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."

"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."