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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."

"What's r/jokes' favorite joke site?"

"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."

"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"

"[NSFW] My priest told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He told me, ""The confessional is getting all sticky."""

"You're right, vegetarian. Meat IS murder. ...and I'm sure no bunnies, squirrels or mice died during the harvesting of your garden salad."

"I went to see a night of XXX short films! Imagine my disappointment when it was just 30 Roman movies."

"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"

"This is my favorite amnesia joke: Shit, I forgot it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !"