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Joke of the Day

"So a farmer goes to the doctor... And the doctor says, ""I need to talk to you about your overall health."" and the farmer says, ""Well my overalls are just fine thanks you!""."

"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."

"At my job I am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist."

"[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share] ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day"

"What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? They both have wet noses."

"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."

"What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state? In Diana"

"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier."