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Joke of the Day
"What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? They both have wet noses."
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"When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeno face"
"What is Vladimir's computer always doing? ComPutin"
"A zen student asked his master: ""Is it okay to use email?"" ""Yes"", replied the master, ""but with no attachments."""
"Why did the funeral director cover his mouth? he kept coffin"
"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."
"Have you heard the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."
"Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo."
"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."