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Joke of the Day

"At my job I am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist."

"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"

"Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!"

"Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk."

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"

"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"

"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""

"Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese. I thought that wasn't very mature. He then ran over and pour milk all over my head. I thought HOW DAIRY!!!"

"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."

"A traffic jam is like a bad marriage... ...you're stuck in it because of an accident."