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Joke of the Day

"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."

"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."

"What do you call it when a man uses a Confederate flag as a blanket? A white power nap."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."

"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"Almost every post that hits the frontt page Has a misspelled title."

"Did you hear about the Korean who entered the lottery? He won one billion won."

"I invented a new sexual position called ""The Republican"" where I screw poor people."

"My grandma accidentally swallowed a fly. Feeding her a spider now..."