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Joke of the Day

"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."

"What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"

"My cousin had his hand amputated in a tragic accident. Luckily, he was able to find a replacement at a second hand store."

"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."

"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"

"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."

"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""

"The Middle Ages Queen: Babe come to bed its late. King: Not until I can come up with a cool name for my soldiers! Queen: k night. King: holy shit you're a genius!"

"3. That's how many times you have to ask someone if they're grumpy before they get grumpy."

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"