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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
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"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."
"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"
"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"
"Masturbation Causes Blindness So one day, my Dad sits me down and tells me ""Son, masturbation is bad and will cause you to go blind. "" I had to tell him I was on the other side of the room."
"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"What do you call a religious dairy farmer? Cheesus Christ"
"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""
"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"