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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"
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"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"
"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"
"""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."""
"What is a great way to baby-proof a house? Condoms"
"Her: ""Is that you in your avi?"" Me: ""No, it's a picture of me."""
"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."
"[starts 2 crack beneath crushing loneliness] anyone wanna get frozen yogurt or something, maybe orchestrate an elaborate jewel heist I dunno"