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Joke of the Day

"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"

"A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers."

"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."

"Click for the joke The joke"

"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""

"What is One Direction's favorite place to eat? Five Guys"

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!!!"

"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."

"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out."

"Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife"