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Joke of the Day
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
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"Knock knock Who's there? YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Recently I sailed the 7 seas... And let me tell you, this wasn't my worst report card (Seven seas, Seven C's)"
"It's hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."
"I like my women like I like my Chinese chemical storage facilities Ready to blow at any minute"
"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"
"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"
"Why is Dick short for Richard? Genetics, I guess"
"Why did the Snowman pull his pants down? Because the snowblower was coming."