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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""

"oh i'd definitely choose flight over invisibility. i'd fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere"

"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."

"I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."

"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"Every time I'm at the dentist my doctor makes me feel like a bad Christian I'm Jewish."