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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a religious dairy farmer? Cheesus Christ"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."

"I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. He's fucking nuts."

"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"What's a redneck family reunion called? (NSFW) pump-kin"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"

"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction..."