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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a disclaimer that said ""don't try this at home"", so I tried it at my neighbors house."
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"What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion."
"How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars."
"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."
"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"
"What do you call a women that catches fish? Annette"
"I spent 96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein. It was the grater of two evils."
"Customer: Waiter I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together."
"Home Depot is having their ""ultimate tool event"" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler."
"A Bitter Cold Day Q: What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day? ... A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey"