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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."
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"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."
"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."
"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"
"Joke What is a bed's motto"
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"It took eating 1 chocolate covered almond for me to make the decision that I will eat like shit for the rest of the day."
"My girlfriend. ..probably tells me a lot that I don't listen to her."