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Joke of the Day
"How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars."
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"Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside."
"When the farmer counted his cows he had 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200!"
"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
"Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart."
"What do you call a clock you wear on your belt? A waist of time"
"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."
"For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more ""Missing in Action"" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed."
"Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves."