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Joke of the Day
"Nintendo Did you hear about the guy who married his Nintendo? Apparently he did it on Wed-Nes-day."
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"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""
"What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!"
"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"
"[Texts to 14] Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey [Reply] OMG DAD WAT? [Text] Hi"
"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"
"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"
"Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !"
"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"
"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"