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Joke of the Day
"Home Depot is having their ""ultimate tool event"" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler."
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"How do you circumcise a Trump supporter? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Ladies: The ""silent treatment"" is not a punishment. Try the ""sit next to him and cry and or frown excessively treatment"" instead."
"Katie Price has called her baby Bunny. Nice bit of meat to go with the vegetable that she already has."
"I like women the way I like my wine... Locked up in the cellar."
"I used to have to read my kids a bedtime story every single night until I started randomly killing off characters to amuse myself."
"Hey there.. Hi.."
"Justin Bieber breaks up with Selena Gomez... the same week Black Ops 2 comes out? Good call Justin."
"My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him"
"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"