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Joke of the Day

"I spent 96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein. It was the grater of two evils."

"In space, no one can hear your spouse chew."

"Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy."

"I read an article about the dangers of drinking and it scared the crap out of me... ...so I decided to swear off reading."

"Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional? S'fear."

"This transition of power reminds me of when my grandma turned over Thanksgiving duties to my mom and the night ended with police showing up."

"A Buddhist walks over to a hotdog stand He goes to the vendor and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"

"Just had a kale and quinoa salad and now my name is Autumn and I braid my hair and drive a Subaru."

"Why did the man with one butt cheek get fired? He did everything half-assed."