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Joke of the Day

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."

"What did the retarded kids call there rock band? Syndrome of a Down..."

"My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing. He did it just for the halibut."

"What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east? The allahu ak-bar"

"Why do the Irish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! No, I'm just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"