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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
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"[driving 2 school] *looks back,sees toothbrushes in child carseats WAIT! IF YOU'RE HERE THEN... [cut to kids at home, covered in toothpaste]"
"What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A tyre (attire)"
"How I like my women I like my women like I like my scotch. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke."
"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."
"What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? Quantum Mechanics."
"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."
"Just named my dog Naked. Now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday."
"My son: ""Dad what's a douche bag?"" Me: see that guy sitting with his friends wearing a Bluetooth?...."
"If you never say ""FUCK IT"" before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this..."