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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes you need a little distance to see things clearly, but other times it is obviously a bear and you should probably just run"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me"

"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"

"I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, ""YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"""

"Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones"

"At least the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... ""What joke?"" ... ""Exactly""."

"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"

"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""

"What do you call a man with 3 testicles? Whodyanickabollockoff"

"[highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know"