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Joke of the Day

"The mighty god rode his valiand steed atop the highest mountain.. ... raised his hammer high, and declared ''I am Thor!''. To which his horse replied: ''Because you forgot your thaddle, thilly.''"

"He who goes to sleep face down... Crack up."

"There was a tragedy in Mexico.. It was a two car pile up 40 people died. Got any other funny jokes guys?"

"What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft? 200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)"

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."

"Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, ""You're at Burger King."""

"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"

"Why was the bird sick? It had the flew and its throat was soar."

"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"