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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"
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"A joke my three year old brother told me Why do cows poop carrots? BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!"
"Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you."
"I don't always drink.... What were we talking about again?"
"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"
"My girlfriend made a call during sex... She let me know she was having a great time and she'd be home soon. Thought that was sweet."
"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."
"I pulled a girl in a nightclub last night. She said ""What the fuck are you doing"" and walked back out."
"What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic? Knot cool"
"How come there's a History Channel that tells us what happened but not a Future Channel that tells us what's about to happen? That's racist."