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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."

"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Every month I clean my shower with an ammonia based solution... ... Which is ironic because ammonia is what made it dirty in the first place."

"Knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? With. With who? With whom."

"What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt? A Yoghurt's got culture!"

"Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked."

"After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran."

"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."