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Joke of the Day
"You want to see something intense? Visit a campground."
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"Constipated people just don't give a shit."
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."
"What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee"
"OK - who knows their Soupy Sales lines? I'll give you the set-ups, you give us the lines."
"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."
"They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang."
"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"
"If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe it's because you haven't been introduced to yourself!"
"Well, I'm going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it."