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Joke of the Day

"You want to see something intense? Visit a campground."

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""

"a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a ""race wonk"""

"Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish."

"Do all Toyota Priuses come with Obama '08 stickers already on them?"

"ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany? not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution."

"My friend is anti-semantic... He never writes anymore edit: (semantic refers to words for those who don't get it.)"

"this joke has no title What did this joke's mother say to it? ""You're not going anywhere!"" geddit?"

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."