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Joke of the Day

"Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish."

"There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it's only lettuce "

"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"

"enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Tiffany"

"Hi. This is my first time at yoga. When I called they said to bring a Matt. *points at man standing next to her* Now what do we do with him?"

"Where does Moses get his coffee? Hebrews it."

"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."

"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."

"What is the one army in the world that could defeat the US army in a war? The Reddit army!"