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Joke of the Day

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""

"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"Was talking to a friend about taking many baths a day. ""There's no harm in taking baths repeatedly unless you are soap."""

"I met a group of guys who were all named Richard last night... what a bunch of Dicks"

"I've never bitten off more than I can chew, but once I put too much mouthwash in my mouth and couldn't swish it around."

"The things i say are like circles... They dont have a point."

"Serbian Math What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire? One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo"

"Earlier today I had a Titanic thought. It was *unthinkable*."

"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."

"What's a zombie's favorite snack? Fritos"