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Joke of the Day

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"Possessed by a demon? Need help? A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!"

"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."

"Cop: we have you surrounded! Get down on the ground now! Cardboard Man: sigh not again *cops start breakdancing*"

"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"

"Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space."

"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"

"Uhh, hells yeah Id like to participate in your brief survey."

"If the picture you took of the bad weather while driving isn't followed by a picture of your car crash then it wasn't that bad."