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Joke of the Day
"So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral"
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"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."
"Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you"
"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."
"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"
"How do people in Iowa get elections? By watching corn!"
"What's the difference between a baby and a submarine? I've never been in a submarine."
"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!"
"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"