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"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"
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"drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?"
"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"
"Show me someone who is ""cheery"" in the morning and I will show you someone who probably knows how to dispose of a body."
"I have a love/hate relationship with going to extremes."
"Why did Russia sign the non-aggression pact with NazI Germany? They were Stalin for time."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"
"*two minor inconveniences happen at the same time* me: *needs to lie down for 3 days*"
"Why has there never been an Asian president? Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours"
"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."