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Joke of the Day
"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"
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"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"
"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."
"What do you call a person from South America with a walking assist? Mexicane."
"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."
"[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher"
"Fart John farts in the local market and Jack says: ""What was that ?"" John says: ""That was an atomic bomb"""
"What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms? Man! This threesome is getting me wet!"
"LPT: A quick way to find out if you're allergic to nuts Eat nuts."
"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."