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Joke of the Day
"Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."
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"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."
"What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata"
"I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me."
"It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine"
"These days, satisfying my sex drive is like using Uber. It's a nervous ride with a stranger who expects to be paid after we reach the end."
"I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea"
"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"
"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"
"Why don't you ever watch old people have sex? You ever spread open a grilled cheese?"