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Joke of the Day
"Can I tell you a joke about the wall? Nevermind you'll never get over it."
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"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"
"Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? It won't get better if you picket it."
"[Couples therapy] WIFE: I hate the way he pronounces ""food"" like ""feud"". THERAPIST: And you, sir? ME: She's always in a bad mude."
"Actual Critic Armani blazer: 20k Gucci shoes: 15k Tag Heuer watch: 50k Friend meets you and says ""Looking Idiot"" - Priceless"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"
"Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever."
"What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends? A homie missile."