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Joke of the Day
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet"
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"Once upon a time,there was this cute black rabbit... ...he used to breath from his arsehole.After a long day of collecting carrots he sat down to rest and died."
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"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."
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"Is that really your rectal temperature? Nah, I just pulled it out of my ass."