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Joke of the Day

"No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema"

"What did the man say when he sat on a candle? Fire in the hole!"

"I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots."

"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""

"What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror? Hallooooo me!"

"You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them."

"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."

"What do gay midgets have that other gays don't? (OC) Clean knees"

"?Police Navidad / Police Navidad / Police Navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad?"

"Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber."