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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."

"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"

"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"

"What do you call an std that only reptiles can get? Gatoraids."

"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""

"Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins"

"What's the #1 song in Ukraine? Crimea River"

"Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently."

"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"

"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."