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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends? A homie missile."

"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""

"Who would win a knife fight between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Everyone!"

"There are so many closet gay muslims, Isis just invaded Narnia."

"My friend just passed the bar exam. I need lawyer jokes. GO! What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do? . . . Stick his bill up his ass."

"Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower."

"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"

"What do people typically get at Whole Foods? Ripped off."

"What did one Pencil say to the other ? Your looking Sharp!"

"What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction"