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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a brewer's first beer? A rough draft."
Next Joke
"What do you call it when you run out of seed? Endosperm."
"I had a short prison sentence. ^that was it."
"What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn't make me fat? Fingernails. XD"
"What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in Massachusetts? Boston Cream Pie"
"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."
"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it"