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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in Massachusetts? Boston Cream Pie"
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"I tried, I really did. I threw my hands up in the air and waved them like I just don't care. Then I realized I do care. Damnit, I do care."
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"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."