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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"
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"When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist."
"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."
"They say that one in four of your friends could be gay.... I really hope its Steve, he's cute."