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Joke of the Day

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but at least we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

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"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."
"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"
"Best garage sale ever! It's not advertised, nobody's here and it's all free! It's like my neighbor accidentally left his garage door open."
"""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."" - me, peeping at you in the shower"
"How does a comedian like his eggs? Funny side up"
"What don't you want to hear after performing oral sex on Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV"
"BABY: WAAAAAAA- ME: Shhhh, it's okay. BABY: -AAAAAAAA- ME: shhhh.... BABY: -AAAAAALUIGI! ME: wtf BABY: (whispering) No one will believe you."