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Joke of the Day

"My Animal Science dissertation ""Are Hippos Just Girl Rhinoceroses?"" met with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism WHICH I WELCOME."

"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."

"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."

"Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs? Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over."

"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""

"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"

"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes says, ""I think not,"" and vanishes."

"Did you hear about the scientist who accidentally tripped into his cloning machine? He was really beside himself after that one."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."