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Joke of the Day

"Dad joke Daughter: Dad, do you know what a Dad joke is? Me: Of course honey, its what comes out of a dad egg."

"My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them."

"Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box."

"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher handsomer and smarter than some really really big guy named Chuck."

"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."

"How do you blindfold an Asian? With Dental Floss"

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."

"At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"""