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Joke of the Day

"pooping on a party is still the number one way to poop a party."

"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."

"Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game."

"Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots... ...maybe that's why none of them have any manners."

"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""Bach, bach, bach"""

"I wanted to make a joke about a rapper I ended up making a Big Pun"

"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."

"Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong."