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Joke of the Day
"What did the computer say to the virus? scRAM"
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"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
"Most people have X's. I have a bunch of Y's and WTF's"
"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""
"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."
"Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider"
"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"
"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"
"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."
"*Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL"