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Joke of the Day
"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"
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"My all-time favorite one liner NSFW Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush."
"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."
"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
"If someone on your bus says ""my butthole is 28"", what do you think that means, exactly?"
"So I was going down on this girl. And I tasted horse semen, I looked up at her and said ""ahh Grandma that's how you died"""
"If it wasn't for morning television where would these forgotten musicians perform their 1992 hit singles?"
"What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? ""You're nothing budapest!"""
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."